COTTAGE BOTOX
Steps to cute village, a butcher, baker, candlestick maker, had I hit cottage county gold? But a closer look, and sniff, revealed dry-rot & Titanic like floors. The structural issues alone screamed ‘walk away’. So I did.
Destiny pulled me back a year later. Once again up for sale, the agents ‘quick flip’ updates were a smidge underwhelming. But the house had good bones and I saw opportunity. This ancient cutie was getting a facelift.
I was glam-pussing her into 2025. And this is my design voyage.
OLD 50’s MAID
GLAM PUSS 2025
ARCTIC TO DO
The basement was chilly. Concrete slab, gale moaning, rotten window cold. Wiring dangled. A bulky furnace grumbled. But the unused 1,000 sft beaconed with an awesome to do list. But it was a blank canvas with great living space potential.
Insulate everything (ceiling/floor/walls)
Windows & Flooring.
Build integrated and safe staircase
Full bathroom.
Media/Den/4th bed.
Designated laundry area.
Furnace utility room.
Additional storage options.
Curb appeal is real. It says how much you care. Commissioning Chris, a height defying local painter - while he sprayed precariously, I face-lifted the banged up deck in Vanilla Bean, a creamy white deck paint with pale sage undertones. And wow, that ol’ flooring just transformed into sweet lil’ extra place to work, chill, flip a burger or sip that evening vino.
DON’T CURB
A TOUCAN
Outside, the original siding was a peeling garish yellow and the rear deck was rotting. Time to turn my attention to the exterior. Winter & spring passed in a flurry of demo-reno cycles, but once the May heat arrived, I was test painting the outside the gorgeous magical colour known as Toucan Black by Benjamin Moore.
A subtle dark dark indigo blue, with sooty noir undertones, her plumage flirted black in some lights and blue-ish hues in others. A brutal ice storm had left some damage, so new gutters were installed, plus a fancy new heat pump and new fencing around the deck (for us sunbathing junkies). The dangerously wobbily front steps were replaced too.

